Bisexuality/Pansexuality: Reactions & Perceptions

[Sophist]

/me gets images of the god, Pan, standing at a stove with an apron on, cooking dinner...

[Noctivagus]

/me gets images of the god, Pan, standing at a stove with an apron on, cooking dinner...

Oi, get out of my garden... yes you... You with that long lens.

[ruth]

/me gets images of the god, Pan, standing at a stove with an apron on, cooking dinner...

Too funny. And to demonstrate his versatility, while dinner is cooking he stands on his head and plays his flute. Tries to play his flute, but the damn apron keeps falling down over his head. Dinner burns. A dry bush catches fire. Spreads to a shed. Spreads to the picket fence. The fire squad is called. Panic ensues.

[adhocisadirtyword]

Pan then realizes that he is a god though and plays the flute some more to have the brush moisturize itself and the fire put out.

He then grows vines around the firemen's ankles and keeps them there so they can eat dinner with him.

[Sophist]

Pan then realizes that he is a god though and plays the flute some more to have the brush moisturize itself and the fire put out.

He then grows vines around the firemen's ankles and keeps them there so they can eat dinner with him.

Later that night, open scene: Pan and said fireman are sipping wine in front of the fire (now in the fireplace).

Pan: Does this apron make me look fat?

Fireman: Yes, but I love you fat.

Pan's eyes flash red.

Overhead Zeus throws lightning bolt. Fireman dies. Pan continues to sip wine in front of said fire, wondering who he'll have over for dinner tomorrow night...

**scene closes**