BREAKING: Attempted Robery of Autism Charity

[TheZach]

Friends, a store which raises money for Autism Advoacy had an attempted robbery. While the robbery was not successful, massive damage was caused to the building.

[AKAConlang]

If a robbery is unseccessful, how does one know it is a robbery?

[goddessoflubbock]

The massive damage indicates severe ineptness....

Here in Lubbock a trailer full of supplies for the blind were stolen, and someone suggested they were stolen by some blind folks. We have a lot of stupid people here.